Tuesday, July 19, 2005


You read it here first. Since bossman is making do all his download work for him, I get no time at home and because I have suddenly been told to write an article (with my immense expertise on this matter) on the Delhi MMS porn obssession, in addition to writing about various Bombay bsuinessmen all while packing for Bombay (and trying to get as much THC into my system before I get there - I am not going to smoke Bombay Black again). This is while Wertti that SOB is watching movies and not working, I really should snitch on that bastard. He gets paid more than me and doesn't work and he is a journalist.
On the Ash-Salman-Mastrubating Preity scandal there is massive new evidence. Maybe. This J Dey character is the samre journo that Pocket Hercules (aka shirtless wonder) had bashed up (not before Day Dey got in the first shot) a few years ago. Hmmm, revenge and how. Well, I still maintain that Man-Boobs should be sent to a Mental Asylum.
Anyway, point being I'm too stressed out to write, so I'll do a cut and paste again, read on to see what the Bushes fed the Singhs. And why do Manmohan and Missus look so freaking dumpy. I mean, one billion people and we made a fugly (and missus fugly) into our PM. Well, lots of Doctors and fatty Ambani, sneaky Mr T and Nandan

Guests and menu at the White House dinner given by President and Mrs. Bush for Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and Mrs. Gursharan Kaur, as released by the White House:

Chilled Asparagus Soup
Lemon Creme
Chappellet Chardonnay Napa Valley 2003
Pan-roasted Halibut
Ginger-Carrot Butter
Basmati Rice with Pistachios and Currants
Herbed Summer Vegetables
Trio of Celery Hearts, Leaves and Roots
Hartford Court Pinot Noir Arrendell 2002
Salad of Bibb Lettuces
Citrus Vinaigrette
Lotus Blossom
Mango, Chocolate-Cardamom and Cashew
Ice Creams
Mer Soleil Late 2001

Guest List

Ranendra Sen, Ambassador of India to the U.S., and Kalpana Sen
K. Natwar Singh, Indian Minister of External Affairs
Dr. Montek Singh Ahluwalia, Deputy Chairman, India Planning Commission
Prithviraj Chavan, Indian Minister of State
Mayankote Kelath Narayanan, Indian National Security Adviser
Thottuvelil Krishna Aiyappan Nair, Principal Secretary to the Indian Prime Minister
Shyam Saran, Indian Foreign Secretary
Ratan Tata, Chairman, Tata Sons
Mukesh Ambani, Group Chairman, Reliance Industries
Nandan Nilekani, President and CEO, Infosys Technologies
Durga Agrawal, President, Piping Technology and Products, and Sushila Agrawal
B.N. Bahadur, Chairman and CEO, B.B.K. Limited, and Rani Bahadur
Fred Barnes, The Weekly Standard executive editor, and Barbara Barnes
Subha Barry, First Vice President, Merrill Lynch, Multicultural and Diversified Business, and James Barry
Energy Secretary Samuel W. Bodman and M. Diane Bodman
Dr. Amar Bose, Chairman of the Board and CEO, Bose Corp., and Ursula Bose
David Brooks, columnist, The New York Times, and Jane Hughes
Sen. Sam Brownback, R-Kan.
R. Nicholas Burns, Undersecretary of State for Political Affairs, and Elizabeth Baylies
Andrew H. Card Jr., Presidential Chief of Staff, and Kathleene B. Card
Dr. Praveen Chaudhari, Director, Brookhaven National Laboratory, and Karin Chaudhari
Vice President Dick Cheney and Lynne Cheney
Brandon Chillar, St. Louis Rams linebacker, and father, Ram Chillar
J.D. Crouch, Deputy National Security Adviser, and Kristin Crouch
Rep. Tom DeLay, R-Texas, and Thomas Abraham, Councilman-at-Large, Sugar Land, Texas
Dr. Ravindra Desai, ENT Surgeon, and Lalita Desai
Dr. Vishakha N. Desai, President, Asia Society, and Dr. Robert Oxnam
Donald B. Ensenat, U.S. Chief of Protocol, and Taylor Ensenat
Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., and Richard C. Blum
Douglas Feith, Defense Undersecretary for Policy, and Yana Feith
Raghubir Goyal, White House correspondent, India Globe and Asia Today, and Dr. Jai Narain Gupta
Michael J. Green, Senior Director for East Asian Affairs, National Security Council, and Eileen Pennington
Commerce Secretary Carlos M. Gutierrez and Edilia Gutierrez
Stephen J. Hadley, national security adviser, and Ann Hadley
Dr. Shabbir Hashim, owner, Westgate Dental Arts, and Arwa S. Hashim
Allan B. Hubbard, National Economic Council director, and Kathryn Hubbard
Jeffrey Immelt, Chairman and CEO, General Electric Co., and Andrea Immelt
Rep. Bobby Jindal, R-La., and Supriya Jindal
Farooq Kathwari, Chairman, President and CEO, Ethan Allen Inc., and Farida Kathwari
Brett Kavanaugh, assistant to the President, and Ashley Kavanaugh
Dr. Sharad Lakhanpal, past president of the American Association of Physicians of Indian Origin, and Rashmi Lakhanpal
I. Lewis Libby, chief of staff to the Vice President, and Harriet Grant
Tom Loeffler, Senior Partner, Loeffler Tuggey Pauerstein and Rosenthal LLP, and Nancy Loeffler
Sen. Richard G. Lugar, R-Ind., and Char Lugar
The Rev. Dr. Bernard Malik, President, Federation of Indian American Christian Organizations of North America, and Abraham P. Mammen, Vice President, FIACONA
Dr. Srini Malini, radiologist, and niece Arathi Narasimhan
Anita McBride, Chief of Staff to the First Lady
Timothy J. McBride, Senior Vice President, Freddie Mac
David McCullough, author, and Rosalee McCullough
W. James McNerney Jr., Chairman, President and CEO, The Boeing Co.
David C. Mulford, American Ambassador to India, and Jeannie Mulford
Mrs. Indra Nooyi, President and CFO, PepsiCo Inc., and Raj Nooyi
Gen. Peter Pace, Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and Lynne Pace
Rep. Frank Pallone Jr., D-N.J.
Sarah Perot, wife of Ross Perot Jr.
Jerome M. Fullinwider, Chairman, VF-Russia Inc.
Robert Portman, United States Trade Representative, and Jane Portman
Dr. Julian Raby, director, Freer Gallery of Art and Arthur M. Sackler Gallery, and Lorna Raby
Narender Reddy, President, Sterling Realty Services Inc., and Sikiu Yepes
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice
Christina B. Rocca, Assistant Secretary of State for South Asian Affairs, and Gordon L. Rocca
Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld and Joyce Rumsfeld
Laurence H. Silberman, Senior Judge, U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit, and Rosalie Silberman
Dr. Rajwant Singh, National Chairman, Sikh Council on Religion and Education, and Balbinder Kaur
Bob Stevens, Chairman, President and CEO, Lockheed Martin Corp., and Michelle Stevens
J.W. Stewart Jr., CEO and Chairman, BJ Services, and Anne Stewart
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and Virginia Thomas
Raj Vattikuti, President and CEO, Covansys Corp., and Padmaja Vattikuti
Dr. Raghavendra Vijayanagar, Senior Partner, Gulf to Bay Cardiovascular Surgical Associates, and Kathleen M. Vijayanagar
Commander Sunita Lyn Williams, astronaut, and Michael Williams
World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz
Dr. Mammen Zachariah, Medical Director of Interventional Cardiology, Fort Lauderdale Heart Institute, and Molly Zachariah
Dr. Zach Zachariah, President, Fort Lauderdale Heart Institute, and son Alexander Zachariah


Bonatellis said...

all the best for bombay :)

K said...

I'll need the luck...

livinghigh said...

o-ho! welcome to de big guava... (apple is taken, rite?). so uve shifted jobs and all, eh? hey, do drop me a mail, dude. we'll chat up and bitch! ;-)

Anonymous said...

Chocolate Cardamom ice-cream yummy!

Anonymous said...

Best regards from NY!