Monday, June 27, 2005

Porn and the Indian male

Sometimes I get flabbergasted at the requests that I get from people I interact with. Today afternoon, for example, I got TWO phone calls from 'friends' requesting that I zap across the Riya Sen-Ashmit Patel video. Its a grainy video (and yet you can make out that the wannabe actress has ugly tits and hairy nether regions and she generally kept up her family name) and totally NOT porn, but the demand for the video surprised me a lot. I remember when the DPS porn clip came out that I must've gotten about a gadzillion requests for that video as well. And I just realised that if I had charged even Rs 50 a clip, I would've been able to pay my ghar ka broadband access for a few months.
Now this also means that I have a very 'dubious' reputation in the market out here, but it also shows how fucking sex-straved the country is. You know why I feel sorry for Anara Gupta? (and for fuck's sake, IT IS her in that video) I feel sorry because she made no money from her 'performance' (and this despite having ugly tits and a hairy you know what - Indian girls give Japanese chicks a run for their money when it comes to genital hair upkeep).
There is a crying need for good Indian porn, both in India and in the West. I mean, look at Sunny Leone. Here is a good Kanadian Punjabi-kudi making good money by showing the world her tits and pussy.

Nice tits too, but trust me, I've seen better looking chicks in Delhi. And I know better looking chicks in Delhi who'll drop their clothes for money (Just look at the daily classifieds under the 'massage centres' section in HT). Now pay them a bit more, legalise the fucking soft-porn business and let everybody make money no? Everyday, all sort of requests come to MasalaTalk, where you discover the dirty fetishes of this nation. Strangely enough, its not just the guys who are perverted bastards, but many of the girls as well. I know too many women who want to bed two men at the same time. No, but instead of getting hi-class porn, I get 'Girls of Taj Mahal#3' instead. Ugh! And try searching both DC++ or the popular Adult BitTorrent networks for Indian stuff and you get zilcho! Damn depressing.
But anyway, if you want to see a nice HOT chick, not desi, but HOT anyway, check out Barbara Stoyanoff here.

2 comments:

rums said...

so when is the farewell party?

K said...

dunno