Friday, June 10, 2005

I do not have AIDS too!

It has been quite some time since I got a test done, which was way back soon after college. But, you see I am not big enough for ToI to put that in big bold letters on its flyer, because his Royal Saharaness (the new slim trim version). But I did love the headline, I kinda proved that the ugly man had been fucking around, fucking his khas whatever that womans name is and a multitude of air-hostesses.
Anyway, he doesn't have AIDS and Abheek and Diwakar were shown one large, big certificate saying that the man is 'HIV-negative', could be a fake test, but manunprotected sex even with Russian Tennis starlets is not a good idea. And he has lost shitloads of weight. So is the ToI right? Well, we'll have to wait and see. And I wonder why he said he has never laundered money and ignore the Sonia Gandhi wanting to kick his ass bit.
Heck, this was far more interesting than reading more about the Advasni melodrama in HT, which has made the entire thing an Advani vs Joshi thing. Murli Manohar Joshi, BJP boss, whatever votes they had from the young middle-classes of urban India can be kissed bye-bye. Make Arun Jaitley party president, or for that matter maybe even Pramod, but Joshi? That would make the BJP as unprofessional and unethical an organisation as Friengirl's office and despite increased readership her magazine still, well, for lack of a nicer word, sucks. (quite appropriate given that they do suck Murdoch's willy for a living)
Anyway, if you are a mediaperson in Delhi, please head to the Chinese and Thai Cafe in Gurgaon on the 16th. Bacardi is sponsoring an event there, free booze if you carry your media card people. Yummy!

3 comments:

Bonatellis said...

Can't believe how Abheek could write this shit stuff.
But then again, it's a continuation of what he's been doing on Reliance.
No wonder journalism is only a short-term option ...

rums said...

i suppose you'll need a place to crash out that day. i can't imagine how you will drive back home after all that free booze...

K said...

I'll crash with P Siddy in Media Centre if things get too bad. However, Bacardi has invited half the media world, even though I don't know how many of them will want to make the trudge down to Jaggery Village.