Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Happy Days....

I'm feeling relatively pleased with myself right now. Not because I've written some 500,000 words of utter trash in the last 11 months on this blog, thus proving that I have totally lost the plot. A colleague was just asking me, "Why K, why do you do this?" I honestly, have no clue, or rather I don't have a non-nebulous answer.
But I like blogging!
Where else could I gloat about Lalu Yadav's humiliating Bihar defeat with such glee. I am so happy that Laloo lost, I'm so happy for Bihar (even though it meant that we were subjected to an endless stream of Lalu Lantern gets Extinguished puns) or discuss the rights and wrongs of Dada's inclusion in the Test Team (He is a great player, but I have a lingering doubt that he might just be made waterboy to give him the ultimate coup de grace). Incidentally, I don't know how the Cal one-dayer is going to pan out, I'm sure the Calcutta crowd is quite capable of doing something stupid (yet again) because a mob of mad Bongs is quite capable of doing stupid things (1996 Word Cup Semifinal, 1999 Indo-Pak Test Match anyone?)
I've been taking it a bit easy on blogging of late as I have decided that my money-earning schemes (ie: my job) come first. I haven't yet fulfilled my ambition of becoming a rich house-husband or a Member of Parliament. However, I have been observing with interest the dramatic changes in the way we consume and dissemenate information. In India, any discussion on Blogs will get bogged down with the slight success of the IIPM brouhaha, but the case against Sony-BMG and the tech blogs in the US proves that blogs are increasingly becoming a medium to be reckoned with.
Not so in India, my saying the the Common Minimum Programme is a Communist plot to increase the taxes of poor middle-class tax-paying folk (and line their pockets) will not change the unfortunate political dynamics that India is blessed with today. But, I do believe things will change - and the internet will be that medium of change. Maybe not today, but maybe the day that 1mbps speeds over the airwaves become standard - and I have seen the technology that makes such speeds possible - its sooner than you think.
Of course, pornography will be the driver of progress. I remember when my father got one of those VSNL Rs 15000 for 500 hour internet connection thingies back in 1995-6 (the bad old days of 14.4 kbps modems) he was amazed when he found two megabytes of downloaded porno on one directory which I had forgot to hide. His exact words to me that night were, "You lucky bastard." Of late I've been reading some very interesting blogs on sex - I mean the writing bit - this one for example.
But of course, once a person is fulfilled - pornographically fulfilled (some might argue that stage never comes) - but I believe you reach a stage when porn doesn't excite you anymore - you discover new and brilliant usages to the internet. Like accessing news - all sorts of news, unfiltered by editors or read out by dumb bimbettes. My Bloglines feeds today cross some 70 in less than six months since I started out using the service with ten feeds. News that breaks online before the 'Mainstream Media' that is more obsessed by the jiggling of Mallika Sherawat's tits, even notices it. The surprising thing is that if most people were really fascinated by Mallika Sherawat's jiggles they would see the better pics online. The pics are always better online. It won't stop me from buying the occasional Playboy or Penthouse, but I've become a complete and total internet junkie.
I'm living on (and maybe off) the internet. And I'm happy doing that.
And this post makes no sense at all. Maybe I'm just writing it because I wanted to my fingers go 'clickety-clack'.
By the way, this post by Scott Adams is plain brillianto!
EDIT : Are things looking better now?

10 comments:

s c r a p s s t u f f s said...

Since I didn't have laddoos with me yesterday, I gave candies to my family, I was that pleased. Prick deserves it and what's more, he's in third place now, behind his hated BJP. I'm gloating to my heart's content.

Rajdeep is so fucking arrogant, he just can't admit how wrong he was. Egg on his face, but the shameless asshole will just eat it.

makash said...

how about sharing your bloglines public subscriptions.

THE DAILY UNUSUAL said...

Quite a discovery. Thanks Verma. Cut.

Vibin said...

This template is easy on eyes.

Bonatellis said...

this thing about becoming an "internet junkie" .... i think it's just a passing phase ... u just go thru these phases as long as the novelty factor exists ... and then u outgrow it ...

but i always thought this passion for the Net happens to people who are introvert by nature ... somehow, i don't think u are one ...

K said...

Not true, Bonatellis, the net isn't the hangout of socially incapable people - its a community, its just that some of the heavier users of the net happen to be geeks with little or no social skills. That doesn't mean that the internet doesn't have users who are endowed with slightly better social abilities!
I share bits and pieces of my bloglines blogroll, but can't link it from here as it uses my real naam!

rani said...

Thanks. Your page is much more reader-friendly now.

Shivangi said...

That black background was practically keeping me away... When Laloo told rabri, during the last Bihar election, that they may have to vacate their luxurious house if he loses, she cribbed about the potatoes she had just planted in their kitchen garden... Honest. I'd like to see that on tv... the bugger being thrown out of that place.

Anonymous said...

You predicted right about the crowd in Cal...if only someone else had predicted and controlled himself better!

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