I heard this recently during one of the Olympic boxing bouts, I can't remember which one, but some Central Asian fighter was beating the crap out of some African guy...
"He has more chance of picking up K.D Lang in a bar than he has of winning this bout."
That said, DD Sports has had the most abysmal coverage of the Olympics. They cut out whenever they please, have idiotic hosts and graphics from the 1980's. I know they are the public broadcaster and each millions of homes, but for crying out loud! And those NREGS ads... Ugh!