Friday, November 24, 2006

Childhood fantasies...

When you are an adolescent teenager you have these wild fantasies. Like making about with the women in every issue of Playboy magazine, damn making out actually. Of course, to be more honest, it was Cindy Crawford in my case. That mole is all there was to it. The other thing I wanted to do was fly on a fighter plane, which is why I'm particularly jealous of my good friend 'JetBoy' who works in UndieTeeVee and recently flew a F/A-18F Super Hornet - damn bugger!
Anyway, the reason behind this post is that I'm finally being able to fulfill one of my myriad of fantasies next week (fingers crossed and hope I am not crushed to death by the mob at Rajiv Chowk and not run over by a bus at one of Delhi's roundabouts). What the fantasy is obviously I cannot mention, but it doesn't involve wicking candles here and there nor am I paying good ol' Hugh a courtesy call. But, it does involve a lot of testosterone and unburned petrol and smoking rubber on a airstrip. Yay! JetBoy of course, was not impressed, after all when you've held the control yoke on a Sukhoi and a Mirage, do you really care. But then again, I doubt I will exceed the 250k's I hit on the Audi A8 (on my secret stretch of road).
Talking about childhood fantasies, has anyone noticed the massive decline in that rag called Debonair? Not that it was anything major to talk of ever, but the women there look too big to even be in a Bhojpuri film. But that said, Bhojpuri films are getting quite risque, I saw one on cable the other day in which there was a song sequence reminiscent of Mandakini in THAT sequence, though the actress was not Mandakini-hawt!
Shwangy talks about how the Delhi Auto drivers are getting all weird.

6 comments:

The Dude said...

Nice man! Audi A8? that is one of the coolest cars around!
Good for you man.
I remember Debonair, the last time I saw one was like some 8 years ago, if its as bad as you say it is, Im glad I missed out!
Havent really watched a Bhojpuri film yet though...
Cheers..

Shivangi said...

Shwangy?

Anonymous said...

I went to Calcutta this Diwali and realised I still have about a dozen odd Debonairs in my bedroom locker ... these are of 91-92 visntage?
One has that flop actress Shiba in the centrefold :)

want some ;-)

- Bonatellis

Anonymous said...

Don't you love the way anoymity allows cowards to bitch as they like, eh Mr M ?

Anonymous said...

Don't you love the way anonymity allows cowards to bitch their guts out, eh Mr M ?

s c r a p s s t u f f s said...

JetBoy also managed to fly in an IAF Mirage-2000 and an IN Sea Harrier. Talk about lucky!